June 5, 2009

I’ll take your downward facing dog and raise you one cobra

Our summer cultural festival tour landed us at Cristo Rey

Papa and Austin by you.

hello furrowed brows

and smack in the middle of a long outdoor mass…a long…bilingual mass.

In so doing, we helped our children utilize their cross-cultural cheap hollander skills and hit up the vendors for free food.

More fajita please by you.

We’ve done a lot of farming and have had several discussions as to why their crops are not ready to harvest two days after planting seeds.

Farmer Austin by you.

Lots of bike riding.

bike by you.

and potty training.

Oy.

I have calculated that the amount of time I spend getting them both on and off and rewarded and singing and clapping and potty songs and dances, I could have knit a shawl using toothpicks and cobweb yarn…

to cover my house.

Which is why I have not knit a stitch in weeks. 

But I have done some sewing for my new career direction, hint number one:

yoga mat bag by you.

and my first practice student:

cobra by you.

two tatoos = 2 days of successful potty

Im gonna take a couple months off folks…enjoy your summer!

June 1, 2009

May Giveaway Day Winners

Comments are now closed for the May Giveaway and the random generator pulled numbers 28 and 65.

So….

Sally and Mel are winners – check your e-mails for the pdf of the pattern in the next day or so.

May 26, 2009

May Giveaway Day!

On May 27, Sew Mama Sew is once again creating a list of shops and blogs  providing free giveaways to highlight their crafts ..and this time, I threw my hat in the ring.

Please leave a comment to this post by May 31, 2009 12midnight EST for a chance to win a PDF of Sailor Daane

or Pinocle Knitting Sweater Pattern

More pattern information is located here.

A random number generator will be used to select the two winners.

 

May 22, 2009

ch-ch-changes

I have three days left. 

Three days…

of my job.

I gave my notice a couple weeks ago after months of discussion, anxiety, budgeting, anxiety, and more discussion..

and after countless sleepless nights.

Maintaining two jobs, two kids, and a husband’s stressful career of on-call and overtime has taken it’s toll. 

A year ago when I wrote out the one of many checks to pay for my licensing and then trying to figure out how and when I would cram in and afford my CEU’s, I told myself that if in a year I still felt no desire to do this career that I worked so hard toward, I would stop.  I feel even less desire to do it now than I did a year ago.  Regrets? Nope, I’ve done this social work thing since I was 19.  I did all the milestones..undergrad, graduate, this license, that license, private practice, consulting, teaching, big government, small government, this population, that population, non-profit, for-profit…

I will maintain my second job that is quite stress-free and enjoyable.  I will also maintain the mom-job that is not stress-free and sometimes enjoyable. 

But I have a major change in my career direction that begins the end of June.  Details later.

In part of our budget discussions, we all identified ways that we could cut back.  The boys are still firm on the potty-training thing and we are still in contract negotiations, but they did agree to take part in our summer plans to start living off the land…

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g’pa struggles with vegetable spelling, but the job got done.

Grandpa set up a huge part of his ginormous garden for the boys to plant seeds of their choosing.  Every week we will be visiting to water but grandpa will babysit while we are gone.

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and this picture is continued proof of why Dad choose to stick around a little after a period of time when we were told to say goodbye to him.

The stryofoam bat? 

don’t get me started.

The kid is obsessed…

1000146_1 by you.

He has graduated to a real bat.  He watches every game played on the fields in our backyard, games on television, talks about it in his sleep.  And he can hit.  My lefty Gangles can hit a ball.  Hard.  And coaches have already noticed.

He uses anything available to be a bat.

Plastic corn cobs, sand shovels.

What is Scrappy doing while Gangles plays “pinch the ball to me!!!”?

He’s is twirling in circles next to the softball fields until he gets dizzy and falls down…

He is my kid.

 

May 17, 2009

when 30 minutes makes it worth 6 months…

Today hubbo informed me that we are halfway past the 2 year-mark….why this is significant is because both of us agree without hesitation that this is not our favorite stage…

but today, I saw a glimmer of that thing people talk about when they say “it does get better”…

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I got him started…

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but then he was on his own….

IMG_2543 by you.

I could have watched this for hours….

IMG_2542 by you.

nevermind, that within a few minutes, I was climbing a tree and hubbo was winding miles of twine through a gazillion branches and limbs…

it was worth every minute…

I’m praying for wind tomorrow.

May 16, 2009

The official festival kick off

Special thanks to my test-knitter Kelli who can whip out an FO faster than than two drunk bunnies at closing time – Pinocle is finished and up for grabs. 

Ahh, the signs of spring. 

Tulip by you.

This can only mean one thing in my neck of the woods…the call of the first festival of the spring/summer. 

The almighty Tulip festival.

It was cold and rainy and windy as we picked up the grandparentals on the way to meeting their kinfolk.  The rain held off, but it was cold.  Cold plus damp plus two kids who skipped naptime on the commute because having grandparentals sitting behind them is the stimulation equivalent of a caramel glazed peep, with sugar on top.  Here is what that formula looks like in still-life:

No Nap by you.

 We found our spot for prime parade watching after being yelled at by one family who didn’t like that we walked on their taped down reservation place tarp.  It’s a parade people…and a tarp…lighten up. 

Nothing says lighten up better than festival food.  After a fruitless search for poffertjes (like small pancakes), stroopwafle (mini waffle sandwich laced with a syrupy crack sauce), and oliebollens (fried fatballs/donuts), we settled on other traditional dutch festival food fare:

Sausage by you.

The tulip parade boasts a pretty mean lineup of bands but the the local Holland band always has first parade band bragging rights:

Bands by you.

From someone who knows, let me answer the question – yes, wooden shoes hurt but special wool socks do help.

My vote for best float:

Best Float by you.

it’s a bike, 

it’s a bar,

…it’s a bike bar!

Best Float backside by you.

Klompen Dancing by you. 

And the Klompen dancers were in full force.  To all the teenage boys who laugh at the 2-3 boys who volunteer for this gig, they have the best kept secret in tuliplaand (extra vowel for dutch emphasis)…are you aware of how many girls are in this crew and how much attention these 2-3 boys receive?

And no trip is complete without a wooden shoe making tutorial:

Shoe Making by you.

and the typical boy reaction upon receipt of said shoe:

 Boy Humor by you.

We ended our day of cultural immersion at Pizza Hut because nothing screams being a Hollander more than using your parking coupon towards your next meal. 

Next stop, cultural festival numero dos.

April 22, 2009

hubbo link

April 22, 2009

all existential and stuff

It’s either some introspective cosmic spiritual thing or a combination of sleep deprivation and eating several one week old race car fruit snacks in my dirty coat pocket that I write.  Do you ever think of all the blog things that are going on and even if you did have the time or brain matter to write a post up, that you still want to wait till its the event(s) are all over before you post about it?  Like, how the heck do I post about all this and even if I could find the words and then actually read my own words and then think…I just don’t want to relive it all.  Can someone make an adult version of a fruit snack?  Ya know, like a range of them based on what you need at the time….chamomile fruit snacks to help soothe up to Valium infused for those more aggressive days? 

Moving along.

To recap all the milestones – we did the egg thing, we did the family Easter shots (kind of – self-timer is my kryptonite),

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we saw grandparent set one

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and two (along with an Easter egg hunt that looked nothing like the 1.99 Easter basket from my youth),

IMG_2339 by you.

IMG_2348 by you.

, and we live at Impression 5:

IMG_2275 by you.

We’ve had a chronic problem over here…going on 29 months.  Ive mentioned that Scrappy likes to jump in prior posts in a kind of light-hearted, “oh how funny, we have a little Mexican jumping bean”, or “Scrappy has a lot of energy”.  Here is the real extent – also, please don’t write suggestions about this behavior…we’ve done it all including me climbing the house naked with a prayer rod in 15 degree weather with wind at 18 knots, facing due-north minus 12 degrees at 10:15pm and reciting the Gettysburg address.  I blame grandparents, but let me just break down what he does.

Cute, isn’t he?  And doesn’t he look rested and all productive?

IMG_2246 by you.

We all do it innocently enough with infants.  Stand them up on our laps and let them jump so they giggle and laugh.  Grandpa Daane made click-clock horse sounds when he did it and Scrappy was hooked.  Then Grandpa was sick and wanted to still give Scrappy the jumping experience and bought him a bouncy jungle gym thing – in which Scrappy would jump himself to sleep.  So innocent and yet so effective.  But since then, every night and all throughout the night, Scappy jumps in his crib to the decibel level of shaking the whole house and while doing this bizarre un-Zen-like sound that is best described as a garbage disposal on its last leg with a spoon in it .  Hubby and I alternate evening jumping patrol so at least one of us can sleep, but its so loud and annoying that we never do. 

But we all have our breaking point and we both reached it. 

 Hubby woke up one evening to the sounds of our china rattling and that all-too-familiar jump and removed something .

He tore off the front crib panel.

And he slept.

But we didn’t because we were so wierded out.

And because there is another monkey see.

IMG_2381 by you.

We had to monkey do it again.

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Breaking points can be good things and so is precious sleep.  The transition of an open crib has been different but the adjustment is better than the house shaking and our neighbors wondering what bizarro alien-lab experiment is going on in our mothership.

When I designed Sailor Daane for Gangles McGee, I choose colors, design, etc, that I thought best reflected his personality.  It took a few months.  When beginning  a pattern that reflected Scrappy, (also called Pinocle in these parts), I had ideas.  I also gave other people the free association game and all unequivocably always said “jumping” first, “likes to wear hoods”, needs something loose-fitting, and blue.  Here is what I came up with:

Pinocle by you.

The stockinette and reverse-stockinette pattern repeats are meant to look like a stretched spring or coil, and of course there is his trademark gangsta hood with a coil-like trim:

Pinocle Back with Hood by you.

The pattern is done and is in the test-knit phase.   These are the ONLY two of 500 shots of him that are not blurry or him screaming “NO PITCHER”…they will do for now. 

There is still jumping when he first goes to bed as he can still uses the back of the crib, but I think it’s his equivalent of a nice Pinot Grigio before bedtime, and I for one would never take that away from him.

 

April 11, 2009

Winners

Thanks for all your comments – comment numbers 24 and 32 are winners – mlegan and Linda – check your emails!

April 8, 2009

24

If you are still interested in winning a free pattern of Sailor Daane, there is still time to comment here

Last week, hubby and I concocted a most excellent plan for yesterday.  Because we both has accumulated comp time between the both of us due to several crisis-related events at our workplaces, we decided to take Tuesday off…and send the boys for a full day of already paid for daycare (drop off as the doors open and then be the last kids picked up as the director waits to lock the door).  Hubby could watch his Spartan game Monday without fear of being hung over at work the next day and I could knit.  We were going to do a joint drop off, and then have a savory breakfast while reading the newspaper cover to cover.  We didn’t have any plans for the whole day because our whole every loving day is planned minute to minute.  But..we did have two lists – to-do options and not-t0-do options.  They went something like this:

To-Do Options -

  1. Nap – without the blare of dual monitors beside our heads.
  2. Go workout with NO kids staring from the windows of totwatch slamming puzzles and blocks on the soundproof windows while they mouth “Momma!” or “Papa” and leer while you try to run on a treadmill.  Then to be followed by a long shower, steam, and sauna without the anxiety of wondering if you had maxed your totwatch time and the totwatch police would yell at you while you sit naked mumbling to yourself “one day at a time” while rocking.
  3. Nap.
  4. Watch the hundreds of things on DVR beginning from 6 months ago until present…while eating without anyone saying “you eat momma?”,  “good momma?”, “I want some momma”, or sticking their fingers in it and smearing it on themselves or the walls.
  5. Nap.
  6. Rather than using the stair gate to keep kids upstairs, using it as a gate from keeping us upstairs.
  7. Hurling all toys upstairs behind aforementioned gate and the ability to:
  8. Nap without rolling on legos.

The not-to-list:

  1. No child videos, shows, or mention of same.
  2. No threats of “chill out times”
  3. No laundry or dishes and allowing the machines to take their first rest since November 17, 2006.

The Reality

Here is the series of events:

  1. Within 5 minutes of Scrappy’s arrival home from daycare Monday evening, he slumped in hubby’s arms, refused to eat or drink, developed a raging temperature and said “I sick”.
  2. Scrappy laid on hubby while I entertained G-man, showered and repeat, loaded Austin with Tylenol.
  3. Spartans lost…big.
  4. Scrappy woke up crying, threw up cherry flavored Tylenol all over me.
  5. Slept with Scrappy in spare bedroom.
  6. Gangles is moaning and feels warm – medicate him.
  7. 5:30 am I make coffee and we decide, Scrappy stays home and I will take Gangles to daycare and hubby will make pediatrician appt.
  8. Drop off Gangles to daycare and come home
  9. Hubby leaves with Scrappy to appt.  Daycare calls that Gangles is sick.
  10. Call hubby who is at doc and arranges for a later time to bring them both in, proceeds to daycare to pick up Gangles and I proceed to meet them at the docs.
  11. They are both sick.  Scrappy has been complaining about his back.  Urine bag attached to his pee-pee.  Gangles will take one for the team to do some blood work and also finally get tested for peanut allergy – two birds = one stone.  They are crying a lot.
  12. Go to lab – no pee in bag.  Gangles gets blood drawn – oh boy!
  13. Go home, put fever reducer butt plugs into both while Gangles is screaming “NO BUTTPLUG! NO! NO!”.  He passes out in 10 minutes.  Scrappy has a full pee bag.  Insert fever reducer, detach bag, put to sleep.  Hubby runs pee bag to the lab.
  14. All pass out.
  15. One hour later, Scrappy wakes up cool as a cucumber and explained he feels all better because “Momma, I farted”.  He climbs into bed with numerous snacks and juice and spills it all over our sheets.
  16. Doc calls – no kidney or bladder infections…Viral.  Will get peanut results in a few days.
  17. Gangles wakes up still sick and demands juice, Wiggles, and cookies.
  18. Gangles becomes my appendage until shower time.
  19. We all medicate and go to sleep.

This was not the bed-scene I expected on our oh-so-well planned day off:

sick day by you.

I have never been so happy to go to work in my life as I was this morning.